Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
They took my balls.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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