Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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