I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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