You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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