let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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