Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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