The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.