I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo