Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.