As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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