Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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