Little spoons don't ask big questions
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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