You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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