those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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