I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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