How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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