Taylor Swift is so right about you.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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