Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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