Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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