Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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