Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
