Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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