Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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