it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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