i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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