don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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