i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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