so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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