I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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