Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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