This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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