Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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