Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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