Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's blow job season.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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