we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
accomplished twins. life is a go
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type