I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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