This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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