So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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