Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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