i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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