If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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