Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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