She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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