Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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