He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
A bitchslap is in order.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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