im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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