can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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