all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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