fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
this boner is exhausting
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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