i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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