When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Ketchup is God's man juice
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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