Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar